第57集-My name is Xeymio Lockwood
太阳升起，阳光洒向大地，看起来是那么美好。
照亮世界的同时也照醒了床上躺着的skyler。
她坐了起来，伸了伸懒腰。
“get up,boy!”skyler用力地拍打着谢佑苗的脊背。
谢佑苗瞬间被skyler拍醒。
“ehhhughhhhwhat&39;s going on”
谢佑苗的眼皮仍然是那么沉重，用尽全力也抬不起来。
“let me thinkwhat&39;s your name again”skyler似乎忘了谢佑苗的名字。
“it&39;s chinese expression is too plex for you to remember,you might consider it as a painting,and i don&39;t have english name either”谢佑苗耸了耸肩。
“how about letting me to design an english name for you”skyler提议道。
谢佑苗没说话，只是点了点头。
“first,pronounce your name,and i&39;ll use letters to create a name for you”
“谢佑苗。”
skyler随即拿出羽毛笔和纸张开始书写字母去模仿谢佑苗的发音。
（这里其实谢佑苗重复发音了好几遍他的名字，但skyler对中文不熟，很久才听清楚，为了节省字数不再赘述。）
“okay,i think that&39;s the most similar one”skyler得意地说道。
“let me see”谢佑苗拿过纸张。
就见纸上写着六个字母：xeymio。
“how to pronounce it”
“listen to be carefully：/zeimia/”
“huh”谢佑苗懵逼了，“could you please write it down on that paper”
“sure”skyler爽快地回答。
随即将xeymio的音标也写在了纸上。
谢佑苗再次拿起纸张，开始练习自己的发音。
“practice it over times,and the effect will surprise you”skyler得意道，因为她是英语母语人士。
“oh,there&39;s one more important thing,designing your last name”skyler灵光一闪。
“what the!what last namei can&39;t fully grasp it!”谢佑苗再次懵逼。
“that&39;s a british tradition,everyone&39;s name has two parts,first name and last name,first name can be designed casually,but last name must be same as his father,like me,my dad is named fitz lockwood,therefore my name is skyler lockwood”skyler解释道。
“i may grasped it”谢佑苗低头沉思。
（skyler：it seems like he&39;s unaware about british traditions,maybe i can cheat him by an easy lie,tata）
一想到这一点，skyler就不由坏笑了一下。
“there&39;s one more,once a man marrys a woman as his wife,he must change his last name the same to his wife&39;s,but his father don&39;t need to change”skyler笑得牙齿都露出来了。
（skyler：ah,it&39;s so nice to let a man change his last name to mine instead of changing mine to his,i can use lockwood as my last name forever!hahahahahaha）
“ffor real”此时的谢佑苗还被蒙在鼓里。
虽然谢佑苗这个草包的英语能轻松过四六级，但他是真没了解过英国的礼仪，只能skyler说啥他信啥。
“of course,that&39;s husband&39;s doing,now there are two choice facing you”skyler趁机开始实施计划。
谢佑苗：“what”
“either you be my husband and admit changing your last name to mine,lockwood,or,you get out of my house,live alone yourself,i won&39;t care about you forever,choose one of them,now”skyler把脸贴近谢佑苗说道。
“can i go on being your servent for just a period”谢佑苗乞求道。
“no way!you have only these two choices”skyler的嘴里透露出一丝斩钉截铁的语气。
“fine!fine!i change my last name to yours,okaycan i get liberty now”谢佑苗绝望地回答。
“intelligent,but think about it,xeymio,whose huaband has liberty”
skyler先是笑了几下，然后又展现她那冷血的目光给谢佑苗看。
“what did you mean”谢佑苗开始不寒而栗。
话音刚落，skyler就再次抓起谢佑苗的衣领：“remember,you&39;re mine,you must listen to me and do follow my orders,no fighting back,no escaping,and the most important,no liberty!”
说罢，skyler又是一把将谢佑苗甩回了地上。
虽说skyler看着体格比较小，甚至有点细胳膊细腿的感觉。
但在她穿越前给自己注射的一堆身体强化试剂以及18世纪英国的大环境影响之下，她的身体素质早就超出常人一大截。
不说别的，光论skyler能够空手单刷一支武装到牙齿的秦军小队还毫发无伤就已经证实了这恐怖的事实。
谢佑苗虽说也能做到单刷全副武装的秦军小队，但他需要赤霄剑，沙鹰这些武器的帮助，并且能不能做到无伤还真不好说。
目前来看，谢佑苗是根本打不赢skyler的。
所以他只能被迫向skyler屈服，为的就是能够尽快获得她的认可。
因为根据前世的记忆，他能确定自己还能活很久，所以活命的事他现在还不担心。
“now,i&39;m going to cook breakfast for us,you go to put dishes and glasses on the table,hurry!”skyler开始整理床铺。
“okay”谢佑苗随即倒着走出了卧室。